OMG- THERE ARE TWO TRUMPS!!!!

THIS IS HUGE- (pun intended)

NOT AI

I was watching a Jon Stewart video about Trump and the whole Spain kerfuffle where he refused to let them celebrate in peace and Gianni Infantino tried to pull him away, yada yada. Funny stuff.

But then… Stewart pointed out something he had noticed. While Trump was blathering on about how this World Cup was “four times greater than any FIFA ever held… and it’s probably about five times… they’re telling me today…,” Stewart saw a guy in the background. Who he called “back up Trump.” Wait, what?????

I looked closely and sure enough the guy standing behind Trump looks enough like Trump to be his body double. I kid you not.

700 pounds of Trumps!!!!! Yikes!! As if one wasn’t bad enough!

I started thinking about it. Was it a coincidence? I mean, what are the odds of two people who look like that? Or… do they have a spare Trump around just in case? In case of what you ask? In case Trump gets assassinated- Iran has vowed to do it. (I hope they are paying fake Trump a lot of money). OR, in case real Trump happens to fall and go into cardiac arrest and the paramedics are called and he is taken to the hospital and no one hears from him again until his office releases a fishy looking photo as proof of life which no one believes. Oh wait- that’s McConnell.

But perhaps the McConnell events got the GOP to think that they needed to be proactive. I mean, Trump has been looking and sounding pretty crappy. He’s using the same general statements to cover everything- “They were amazing. Pretty terrific people. No nukes for Iran. We control the strait. I won the 2020 election.” It’s so embarrassing that even FOX is trying to ignore him.

So the GOP went out and found a plump guy who they fed a nonstop diet of McDonalds until he was Trump size. Now, if/when there comes a time when Trump is almost dead and they need someone to pretend to be Trump, they are all set. Like in that movie “Dave” which starred Kevin Kline. Soooo good by the way. Maybe almost Trump will take over and actually do some good for this country. (Although unlike Sigourney Weaver I doubt Melania will fall in love with anyone who looks even remotely like Donny.)

I bet fake Trump even travels with the real one. But they’d need to put him on the other side of Air Force One to balance things out so the plane doesn’t tip over.

Fake Trump was meant to remain hidden. The fact that he was caught on camera was a huge oopsy. Heads will roll for that one and they are going to need to get him back under wraps pronto. Don’t expect to see fake Trump out and about ever again. Only one Trump at a time.

Next time Trump goes missing for a few days and we see a fat guy waving from the Oval Office, we are going to need to take a closer look to determine which Trump it is. And as midterms get closer we are going to need to be even more vigilant.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

P.S.- I’m imagining how you even find a fake Trump. LinkedIn? Wanted: Body double for high profile individual. Must weigh at least 350 pounds. Must be able to wander around aimlessly. No prior experience necessary.